LOVE TO LOVE:
Will & Jada: Beautiful people, great values. Will has been on my to-do list since those Fresh Prince days. My husband knows that if Will and Jada ever split - I'm there. LOVE the shower scene in I Robot & the tub scene in Wild Wild West.
Johnny Depp: Classic and sexy.
(Our Cate) Blanchett: Australian girl. Fantastic Actress. Great style. Gorgeous.
(Our Hugh) Lovely guy, devoted dad.
(Our Isla) Gorgeous and funny.
Angelina & Brad: Masters of Media Manipulation. Reigning King & Queen on the Celebrity Ladder. What's not to love? They are gorgeous, they are generous and they put their money where their mouth is.
Natalie Portman: She's just gorgeous and we haven't seen what's she's had for breakfast! So refreshing.
Halle Berry: Again, just beautiful. If I had to choose my fantasy looks and body - it would be her.
LOVE TO HATE:
Nicole Kidman: Nicole seems to live under an invisible force field here in Australia. Most media outlets appear to be literally afraid to say anything bad about her! I feel like I'm one of the only ones not taking crazy pills! Nicole & Tom (Cruise Control) were a match made in heaven. Trust! They are masters of media manipulation, and until recently, for the most part, Australia blindly lapped it up. Don't get me started on her frozen features (she's still trying to convince us she's never had botox), marriage contract number 2 or her "pillow baby" Sunday Roast. Want to know how Nicole lost 8kg within weeks of Sunday Roast's birth? She took the pillow out! Still a believer, look at pictures of her pregnant, and then the skeletal Angie Jo....or even Posh...or even Nicole Ritchie. No puff, no bloat, no increase in boob size....frozen face remained in tact....puhlease! Then of course, there was her brief interlude with MY Lenny!
Most favourite quote from a Film Critic re: Australia the movie...."She can't act. Instead, she drifts around films like a lost porcelain doll, looking frozen, brittle and vapid, staring at the camera with her oh-golly-look-how-I'm-looking-interesting blue eyes. "
Tom Cruise (Cruise Control): Master Media Manipulator with an unfortunate rumour that keeps sticking to him like gum on his shoe no matter how hard he tries to avoid it. Sucking the very soul out of Katie Holmes. And don't you think little Suri looks awfully like Tommy's favourite cousin Willy Mathers?? He's attached to nearly every movie Tom has ever done, and in a lot himself...it's uncanny. Of course Tommy is also trying very hard to get his fanatical claws into MY Will.
KatE Holmes (Robo Bride): For selling her sole to the devil for fame & fortune. Run Katie, run.
Posh & Becks (Vicks & Becks): The epitomy of ridiculous over indulgance, Vicks is of course former Spice Girl Posh Spice and current Swizel Stick with design aspirations, and Becks is of course fine to look at and reportedly plays soccer...I know a lot of you would put him on your fantasy list, but I just can't get over his voice....I'm not sure he can walk and chew gum at the same time. I know for a lot of you he doesn't have to speak.....but for me his whiny voice just killed it.
Sean Penn - asshole, to his wife, and to the media/paps. Saw a BIG change in his attitude in the lead up to the 2009 Oscars....he wanted it badly for Milk. Now we'll see how he treats them all now that it's over and he's won...Oh, and, don't get me started about him gettin down and messy with that SLH Lindsay Lohan on her "Straight" nights....